November 9, 2013

Eli Fink thinks Yoel S is soooooooo smart (Nov 8)

Well, I got news for you. I also went on the Internet, and I found much more beauty and fulfillment then Yoel S did. For example, did you know that Miley Cyrus in Hebrew means "full of hair?" (As in shtay cyrus, which means 2 pubic hairs, which turns a Jewish boy or girl into an adult halachecly) Ha! I figured it out all by myself, so I must be smarter then Yoel S. 

To come to think of it, since you're so unbelievably smart that you stopped believing that the Torah came from G-d, why don't you go to the mikvah together with Eli Fink and Miley Cyrus, and see who has more cyrus, Eli Fink or Miley Cyrus. 

The Bible critics think they're so hot and intelligent while in reality the only thing they do well is Metzitzah Bepeh, so the next time you see a bible critic don't ask him " how are your wild intellectual exercises going?" Instead, ask him if his tuches hurts more from gay penetration then from dog penetration.

The bottom line is that Fink is trying to show you that very smart people see the 'truth', and they become Bible critics. "Ass-h...! Go back to your dog!" They say that dogs are "tighter" then humans.   (See May 30, 2012)