Oh! It wasn't the reform Rabbi? So who was it? It was Rabbi Ovadia Yosef. Oh! So how many did the reform Rabbi have? well, let's see........
8 trans genders
5 lesbian Rabbis
6 feminist Rabbis
4 trans genders who are male on Fridays and female on Saturdays
2 transvestites who aren't sure if they're male or female
25 sugar daddies, plus 25 sugar babies
30 ex-interns who worked for the Rabbi and gave him much nachas
1 high speed dragonfly
2 midgets-- one to give out tissues and one to give out yarmulkas
1 Johnnie Walker Blue for the 'Wake', and 'lady Gaga' to sing kail malaie rachamim while dressed in shrouds.