SEND THE MUSSAR RABBIS TO THE MOON AND TELL THEM TO STAY THERE

" And you will eat and you will be satisfied, and you will thank god. "

   So if I eat a rib steak with French fries and grilled vegetables , I should have no guilt feelings according to the Torah?

" it's all about Torah "

" it's all about lashan hara"

" it's all about masterbation"

" it's all about hate"

" it's all about getting your kids into the right school"

Can somebody make up their mind what the problem really is?

Why did the Talmud curse out the best boy in Lakewood? (Rav Hamnuna)

Why did Rova run home to have sex with his wife after Abaayah's wife came around and lifted her arm? Didn't all the Rosh Yeshivas say that the ONLY medicine for the Yeatzer Hora is Torah? Don't the Rosh Yeshivas think the boys are castrated till marriage? They sure act like it!
Anyway, I talk plenty about all this.

Forget about Riskin. Just listen to story at 13:30

The stupidity of the feminists

It's not that women cannot do what men do. It's that women play a different role then men. The women also saved the Jewish people, but they did not do it through brute strength but rather through sex. You have the story of Yeal, Yehudis, and Ester, who saved the Jewish people through sex. And then you also have the women of Egypt, who beautified themselves with mirrors and ran after their husbands, when the husbands already gave up hope and did not want to have any more children. And when the women brought the mirrors to Moshe to use for the Mishkon- G-d told Moshe "use it, because this is worth more to me then anything else". So to push for women to be like men is absolute stupidity. See this - Kooloytoyra: Drag Kings and yeshiva boys in the Israeli army:

Group plans Lobster protest in Lakewood

See this - Kooloytoyra: I wonder if Karen Davis (From JS) knows how you co...:

Shabbos shell chizzuk with Slash and Zakk Wylde

Welcome to Lakewood - the city of "Rock 'n' Roll" and wayward sons

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

From Oct 20, 2014

And now you know why Er and Onan did anal sex instead of pulling out the last minute, because they knew good and well that it's OK to spill the seed with anal sex. However, since they ONLY did anal sex it was quite obvious that they did not want Tamar to become pregnant, and that's why G-d killed them. And that's why the heter to do anal sex is only once in a while.

Master Of Puppets (Metallica); drum cover by Sina

Nachum Rosenberg is sending chasidim to prostitutes

He said on the hotline that the Torah does not let you do anal sex. You absolutely don't know what the hell you're talking about. Just because it hurt Deena does not mean anything. Big deal! If it was not a legitimate form of sex then gay penetration would not be forbidden just like oral sex is not called sex. And it's exactly from the gay commandment that we learn that a woman has 2 places for sex, and a man has one of them. (Do I have to go through this all over again?) 

Progressive Jews- eat your heart out! Go play with your dog and your 1.2 kids.

(To Daas Torah) In a certain way a wife is indeed a slave

(From Jul 26, 2012) Key Yekach Ish Isha; (If a man buys a wife for himself) (Devorim 22, 13). "That she is bought to him to do whatever he wants with her", like having anal sex. (Ran, Nedorim 20b) (Tosfos, Yevamos 34b) A wife is like a piece of meat. You can eat it any way you want. Baked, broiled, roasted, cooked, fried, grilled, sauteed, etc. (Nedorim, Ibid). I think the Talmud is advising us to keep sex from becoming boring. (Click Feb 12, 12)

"If it was only an issue of putting her on top and him on bottom, for that she would not have gone to Rebbe to complain. What does she care? But the issue was that he did anal sex, and it hurt her." (From Tosfos, Yevamos 34b) 

From Oct 18, 2011

This is not the end of the story. The end of the story is that king Achashvayrosh ruled over the entire world, 127 nations. And he sent out a proclamation over his entire kingdom that every man should be king in his house, and his family should speak "his" language. (The end of Ester 1) Now this proclamation saved the Jewish people. Because when the people saw it, the entire world said that the king is out of his mind, because everyone knows that even the lowest guy is king in his own house. There was no such thing as feminism in those days. The world was still normal 2,500 years ago, and there was no erosion of the pecking-order. So when the next proclamation came out to wipe out the Jewish people exactly 11 months down the road (The 13th of Adar) the anti-semites did not jump right away ahead of time, because they figured the king is out of his mind, so it's better to wait it out and see what happens. (Megella ibid)

Kooloytoyra: Chana Henkin needs a lolly

For your enjoyment see this - Kooloytoyra: Chana Henkin needs a lolly: 

What was princess Diana's last words?

Princess Diana died Aug 31,1997, in Elull. Her boyfriends name was 'Dodi Fayed'. Her last words were "Ani Ledodi Vedodi lee".

Tina S (Age 17)

Advice to older singles

Whenever you're by a simcha and someone tells you "im yets hashem by you", tell them back "im yets hashem by you shalom bayis". That should shut them up!

Tina S (Age 15)

A lot better then the Jewish junk I hear on the radio

Davie 504

Marta Altesa

"i could say the world is unfair for having such a beautiful person being so talented as well, but there is only one truth: this girl practiced a lot to be this good,and so should other people too." (One of the comments on one of her videos) And then there are people in wheelchairs. There is no bigger proof that this world is not the main world, and you are only preparing for the next world by doing G-d's commandments regardless of what life throws at you.

For Perry and Rosie (Mazel Tov)

No, it's not what you think. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Having a hard time finding parking?

Look at the haftorah of Eaikev. "And zion said "you abandoned us Hashem. You let us go to the gas chambers; you let us be exterminated like roaches". And G-d answers back, "did a woman ever abandon her child? Even if a woman would abandon her child I would never abandon you.....and on and on...." And then it says, "There will come a time when you will say "make place for me!! there is no place for me!! Where did all these people come from? Where did all these children come from? I thought Hitler killed out all the children? I was so broken I went crazy. Where did all these children come from?" 

To all you guys Darshening on Tisha Beov

Stop this stupidity about the Cruvim hugging each other by the destruction of the temple. The Aron and Cruvim (Which was the top part of the Aron (one block of gold) were already hidden at this time (And Shlomo's Cruvim went hand in hand with Moshe's Cruvim), and the only thing the goyim saw was the wallpaper engravings in the holy of holies of a man hugging his wife, which was  fixed from day one and did not move around. And they couldn't believe this was in the holy of holies. For more info see this.......Kooloytoyra: No frumkite by the temple:

What does it mean in Eaicha - "haeir rabosi um"?

See this......Kooloytoyra: 24,000 students dead; cause of Shidduch Crises: The truth is that if it was all a numbers game (Too many girls) then all the boys should be married, and only the girls should be extra. But...

From Jun 6, 13

I will now tell you why Yakov did not rebuke his kids (Fully) until he was on his deathbed. Because he was scared that his kids would run away from him and go to Esau- his brother. They would go OTD. (Rashi, beginning of Devorim, 1, 3). And so did Moshe do the same thing. And so did Yehoshuah, Shmuel, and David (Rashi, ibid). The Talmud says the same thing. "Don't be too hard on your wife and kids because they are "flighty" (Light headed) and they may go OTD." (Click Dec 1, 2011)

The bums of Jerusalem

The (Married) girls of tzion would walk around with head held high, with tiny measured steps so everyone should look at them, all loaded with makeup, and the taller girls would walk next to the shorter girls in order to look tall. And they would put perfume flowers in their shoes and walk the streets of Jerusalem. And when they would pass a group of boys they would bang their feet in the ground and squirt perfume at them, injecting them with a poisonous lust (Shabbos 62b). (From Jul 22, 2012)

"They may go OTD because of too much pressure"

"Do not be too tough against sex, your kids, or your wife, because sex is needed for procreation, and your wife and kids, they may go off the derech from too much pressure. In other words, don't push these 3 away with both hands. "The left hand should push them away and the right hand should bring them close". (Sanhedrin 107b, Sota 47a) Notice that the right hand is the one that brings them close. We must cool down our frumkite and use our brains.  (from Dec 1, 2011)

The greatest masterpiece of 2016

Use good headphones 

It's easy to seduce women because they are "flighty"

George Bach - in his classic book "The Intimate enemy - how to fight fair in love and marriage" 1969.

"Bruria" - (Rashi - Avoda Zara 18b) should have read this book. It's mind blowing how far the Chachamim went just to stick up for the truth.