December 25, 2014

If you think 'size' matters check this out

"Genuine bull penis walking cane"   Click here  and see also video. 

Now I know why a bull is not allowed to do the Avoda in the Bais Hamikdash. His 'thing' is too long    (Till the knee) and it's called a Mum. (Bechoros p7, m5)  (FT of you who don't understand- when a mans penis is too long it's called a Mum)

I once saw a donkey (In Israel) stare at another donkey, and it looked like he had 5 feet. Well, now you know the rest of the story. Or maybe was it Yair Lapid he was staring at?

As you know, today is 'Kratzmech'. Good timing!!

So what do we say by the Bris?  'This small one will be big. Just like he entered the Bris, CANE he will enter to Torah, Chuppa, and good deeds, Amen!!